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Signing up

7/28/2015

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It has been brought to my attention that I am totally missing the  untainted and pristine lifestyle of Rowlett.  Although I like Rowlett, I must confess that I occasionally visit reality.  This is a serious flaw in my deportment and I recognize that I must mend my ways. 

Therefore, today, if allowed, I must join the Mutual Admiration Society of Rowlett City Hall.  This is a world where everyone is in love with everyone else.  There is no room for any negative thoughts, ideas, observations, or suggestions counter to the MASRCH dogma.  Anything new or creative in nature is simply not present.  Stated simply, if you think for yourself, you must move somewhere else to less perfect circumstances.

Since I've lived in Rowlett for 40 years and really don't want to move, I guess I have to sign up.  I am off to a great start. 

I jumped into my beautiful tub this morning and turned on my pristine and totally germ free water.  I adjusted the temperature to the perfect temperature......and lo and behold, I did not fall in the tub.  Isn't life grand, or what?  Clearly, someone from Garland had been tampering with my truck.  It had a missing out on one of the cylinders.  It would never do that in Rowlett.  I drove to the little used garage (kept open only because of Garland interlopers) and asked a mechanic to look at it.  He found a loose, but very clean, wire and with hands that were totally free of oil and grime, replaced the wire.  He said as I left that there was no charge and that that was the way it was in Rowlett.  He said to wave at all the perfect and lovely people on the way to the grocery store.   This was "groceries for free" day in Rowlett. 

While waiting for my neighbors to wash my car, I caught up on my Facebook reading.  Once again, I learned what a perfect town I lived in........and of course our elected officials were primarily the reason for such serenity.  Of course, I knew that.  I am constantly made aware of that.  The mayor even gives away puppies.  That's good.  And, I'm sure someone will donate $11 million to cover the investment in The Villages of Rowlett.  Probably no later than next week.  That's the way it is in Rowlett.
 
You can bet your bippy that there is no pandering around here.  No siree.   I would like to join the MASRCH, but someone will probably drop a black bean on me.  Anyone who thinks for themselves just can't measure up.  Don't worry.  City Hall will tell us what we need to know.
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